Eggs "Benny"
$10.50Poached eggs, house hollandaise, and your choice — including the smoked-salmon Julia's Love Child.
Best Breakfast in Corvallis
Start your day off right.
Scratch-made breakfast, home-made jam, and 100% organic, fair-trade coffee — served warm in the heart of historic downtown Corvallis.
Welcome to WiseCracks
A full breakfast, made the way it should be.
Come and get your breakfast fix at WiseCracks Cafe in Corvallis, Oregon. We're a full-service breakfast cafe pouring fair-trade coffee, spreading home-made jam, and plating up house-made sauces, fresh cinnamon rolls, and gluten-free pastries.
Quick, friendly service in a warm atmosphere — with mimosas and bloody marys when you're in the mood to linger. Whether you're an OSU early bird or a longtime regular, there's a seat at the bar with your name on it.
From Our Griddle
Signature plates worth waking up for
A taste of the menu — from fluffy buttermilk stacks to loaded skillets and Benedicts done right. Every plate is made to order.
Buttermilk Stacks
GriddlePancakes, flapjacks & hotcakes — plain, chocolate chip, or fresh blueberry.
Loaded Skillets
$10.95+Everything but the Kitchen Sink, Cajun, Athens & more — served with two eggs and toast.
Proudly Pouring
Café Mam Coffee — 100% organic, 100% fair-trade.
Great mornings deserve great coffee. We brew Café Mam: shade-grown, organic, and fair-trade beans from cooperative farmers. From a simple organic cup to The Broken Mocha, organic chai, or our Cracked Cold Brew, every pour is something to feel good about.
Organic Coffee
The Broken Mocha
Cracked Cold Brew
Organic Chai
Why Folks Love Us
More than breakfast — a neighborhood ritual
Amazing Coffee
Organic, fair-trade Café Mam — brewed fresh from open to close.
Free Wi-Fi
Settle in, get comfortable, and stay a while. We've got you covered.
Kids Can Play
A welcoming kids' play area so the whole family can relax over breakfast.
Minutes from OSU
A short stroll from campus in downtown Corvallis — go Beavs!
100+
Years of History
7 Days
Open a Week
541★
Five-Star Reviews
All Day
Breakfast Served
Straight From The Griddle
A little taste of WiseCracks
"The best breakfast in Corvallis — friendly faces, bottomless coffee, and a cinnamon roll worth driving across town for."
Come Visit
Find us in historic downtown Corvallis
We're on 3rd Street between Madison and Monroe, in the old Burton's building. Pull up a seat at the antique bar — breakfast is on.
Open 7 days a week
Monday – Friday7:00am – 2:00pm
Saturday – Sunday7:00am – 3:00pm
Skip the Wait
Breakfast, ready when you are.
Order ahead for pickup and grab your WiseCracks favorites on the go — fresh, fast, and made to order.
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